I really hate it when people post funny little exchanges, screenplay style, between them and their significant other on their blogs. This is especially prevalent on tumblr, where there surely must be a quick and easy template for recreating short conversations (I'm not on tumblr and wouldn't really know). These sorts of posts, which seem to exist only to show the world how witty and wonderful you and your sweetie are, are
so masturbatory, because they are never,
ever funny to anyone in the reading audience.
Well, grab your Hitachi Magic Wands, because I'm about to join that very same hateful club and post a conversation that just happened about ten minutes ago. Are you ready? For context, all you need to know is that I'm wearing the sweater in the above photo when I walk into the room where Ted is sitting.
Ted: Where's that sweater from, the Starship Enterprise?
Me: (Completely aghast) It's CELINE!
Ted: Celine Dion?
Scene.