It was a late winter morning in the early nineties. I know for sure it was still technically morning because my seventh grade math class was always before lunch. I had actually got up and walked out of math class a few minutes prior, and was now sitting in the private office of the school guidance counselor. I wasn't in trouble, but I knew I had just done something terrible.
I was a mostly-A's student in every subject, but the one place I always struggled in was math. I had difficulty with it and my math grades were always gaping holes on my otherwise pristine report cards. Nothing about it came naturally and it seemed like I had to try five times as hard to do as well as the kids who never seemed to study at all. Math homework often brought me to tears, I remember dabbing my eyes with Kleenex at the kitchen table as I labored over long division.
That day in the guidance counselor's office, I sat and explained to her why I had abruptly left math class to come and talk to her. Moments earlier our math teacher had given our class a pop quiz, with ten questions. He then had us grade ourselves, and then he went down the list in his grade book and had us tell him out loud how many questions out of ten we got right so he could write it down. "Eight" said one kid. "Five" said another. And on down the list the teacher went, until he reached the middle of the alphabet, where the letter 'N' resides, which is the first letter of my last name and my classmate, Katrina.

Katrina was the best student in class and got A's on almost everything. Katrina was homely and quiet, with the unfortunate kind of prescription glasses that magnified her eyes. She looked like an owl, gawky and awkward in bulky homemade sweaters. Across the aisle from me sat a boy named Mackenzie. Mackenzie often wore Bad Boy Club t-shirts and loafers with no socks. He was the kind of kid who wouldn't listen to you unless you had a weapon. Katrina, with her obvious vulnerable nerdiness, was an easy target for Mackenzie, who had zero shits to give and often berated her when she got a good grade, in a voice that was loud enough for all to hear. Katrina never spoke back to him, instead she turned red and looked down at her desk. It was painful to watch, but since I was an average student Mackenzie left me alone.

So we graded our quizzes and to my complete shock I had got every question right. Ten out of ten. Wow. This would give my math grade a much needed boost. But my fiery pride and elation were quickly doused when I realized that I would have to say my grade aloud. The teacher asked Katrina for her quiz results. "Nine" she said flatly. Across the aisle, Mackenzie snorted. "God," he whispered, "You fucking loser." Then the teacher asked me for my number. I hesitated for half a second.
"Seven," I said.
A wash of acid flushed through my gut. I immediately regretted what I had done. And I had let a boy, a boy who got worse grades than me, intimidate me into selling myself short in a class where I needed every point I could get. I was so angry at myself. When the teacher put away his grade book, I asked to be excused.
So there I sat in the guidance counselor's office, telling her the whole story. I wanted to push a button and go back in time and change what I'd done. I was furious with myself, and also ashamed. She began to speak, to advise me on what my next move should be, but her words faded into the background because it was at this moment that I noticed her computer.

She clearly hadn't used her computer in a while because the screen saver had kicked in. And there across the screen was a flock of round chrome toasters, flapping their wings and zipping across at different speeds. It was on an infinite loop, it seemed, always more toasters and more pieces of toast came into view, only to fly out of sight eventually. I had never seen anything like it. I have no recollection of what she said, or what I told my math teacher later that day. In the midst of a huge seventh grade crisis where my self esteem and identity hung in the balance, were these toasters, shiny and aerodynamic, taking flight. It was as if, suddenly, life wasn't so serious, because I was living in a world where toasters were flying south for the winter. And things would be better.

Prada's spring/summer 2012 collection definitely has a whiff of the jet age in it's influence. Their whimsical prints are buzzing with post-war America's love of all things shiny, rounded and chrome. You see it in the shoes and bags as well, with the automobiles adorned with flames and big fin tail lights. In those days, people were dreaming big in a newfound consumer culture. This spring, Prada gives me a whirly grin, similar to how those flying toasters lifted me out of a shameful moment back in the early nineties. Don't let the Mackenzies of the world put you down, people. Hitch your lasso to your own version of a flying toaster, and rise above.
Prada photos via style.com, Flying Toaster screen capture via Holy Taco