Somebody Blows Their Nose and You Want to Keep It?

As always, Tommy Ton at Jak & Jil has done a bang-up job of giving plebeians like me an up-close look at amazing footwear. Here are some shots of Nicholas Kirkwood for Rodarte.
I mean this in the nicest, most tripping-over-myself-to-compliment-you way possible, as I adore both Rodarte and Kirkwood but my immediate first thought when faced with the melty, frozen-goopy heels of these amazing creations was all the pastel slime from Ghostbusters II.

That said, I would fight a giant slor with a proton pack any day of the week for a chance to walk in these creations.