
Friday, August 28, 2009
Swamp Ass

Thursday, August 27, 2009
Emerald City

Let's Play Rollerball
These studded flats (loafers?) from Christian Louboutin have a haute steamroller of a name - Rollerball - and have drop-kicked themselves into my heart.Wednesday, August 26, 2009
I'll See You Next Time
You can't really talk about Reading Rainbow at all without including it's host and executive producer, LeVar Burton. For me, LeVar is the heart and soul of the show. I was born in 1980 and was all of three years old when Reading Rainbow first began airing, originally as just a summer program on PBS. LeVar put on his sneakers and walked into my life, mustachioed, gold chained, and cool as could be. There was something so true and friendly about his demeanor. Not unlike Mr. Rogers, but with more of an older brother vibe than a kindly grandfather type. The super fun but just-responsible-enough kind of babysitter you always dreamed of getting.But babysit LeVar did not! He could go twice as high, and had more for us in mind, not least of all was showing an entire generation the correlation between what you read in a book and what happens in the world around you. A book about birthday cakes? Let's go to a fancy patisserie and see a pastry chef create a cake that looks like a basketball. A story about life on the docks? Let's follow it with a video about tugboats and shipyard equipment. Pigs, quilts, puppetry, camping, New York City's garment district, and even heavier issues like poverty and slavery were addressed and presented in ways that were accessible to youngsters.
Some of my friends are librarians, and within that group, a few staunch characters who proudly call themselves children's librarians. One in particular, Amy, sees firsthand the incredible power that the simple ability to read gives to children, and how when this activity is not encouraged (or even worse, not fully achieved) the troubling path they go down. Amy witnesses kids and teens who should be old enough to express themselves verbally, but because they lack vocabulary and a solid relationship with words, become handicapped in social situations. She sees the frustration, fear, and anger cloud their faces. Time and again, when children cannot express themselves with words, she sees them resort to actions instead, and most of the time these actions hurt both their peers and themselves. Sometimes it's a learning disability, but all too often a lack of reading and the absence of books played a key part in hindering their development. Meanwhile, I hear news reports that the majority of adult inmates in the California prison system can not read at a fourth grade reading level. I'm not saying that achieving a sky-high literacy rate is the magic cure that will effectively eliminate crime, but one cannot help but begin to connect the dots.You might think that after I reached a certain age, when I put away the Barbies and flipped on MTV, I left my days of Reading Rainbow behind me. You would be wrong. I never stopped watching it, even when the books featured clearly were not targeted toward someone my age. Through junior high, high school and college, I watched. Taking half an hour a day to just sit and be quiet and maybe see a video about how toothpaste is made became a comforting ritual through the years, and the fact that LeVar was always narrating and experiencing everything right alongside me felt like hanging out on the porch with an old friend. It was a welcome anchor through some chaotic times in my life. And LeVar hosted every single episode of Reading Rainbow from it's inception in 1983. In the late nineties and early aughts when money for the show was drying up, LeVar used his own personal funds to keep the show going. When I learned of this news, he became nothing less than a hero to me. That's not a word I throw around.
In 2004 I was well out of college and living in a punk house in southeast Portland. Home from my meager food service job and alone in the empty house, I sat down on the futon and switched on KOPB, the local PBS affiliate, one of two channels that our TV's rabbit ears picked up. By the time one of my housemates came home half an hour later, I was in tears. The story of the day had been Follow the Drinking Gourd, and watching LeVar at a museum pointing to chains and shackles and calmly talking to his audience about America's legacy of slavery in a way that a younger age level could comprehend cut right through me. I hadn't learned about slavery in school until fifth grade, and it struck me that if younger kids were going to learn about it, who better to give them an introduction than LeVar. Not just because of the Roots connection, but because underneath the educational current was someone who cared enough to give them the information with an honest, friendly tone.
Thanks to his Twitter, I can still keep up with what LeVar is doing these days, which includes education outreach and advocacy across the country, acting in theater productions, and (spoiler alert!) being on Mad Men (OMG!). He's still the intelligent, fun guy he always seems to have been. One day he tweeted that someone asked him if they could name their new Kindle after a character he had played, since he had informed their experience with books to such a degree. They wanted to name their Kindle 'Kunta Kindle.' LeVar was flattered. "Sure," he replied, "as long as you don't call it Toby."Fare thee well, LeVar. I say this as a kid who was lucky enough to be read to as a child, who was physically pained to have to put her book away and turn off her lamp every night, who grew up to major in English and get her Masters in Creative Writing. I'm sad your show won't be around for my little niece and nephew. But I'll take that as a sign for me to pick up a book and sit down with them instead. I think we'll all be better off that way.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Think Again
That's all.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Moving On

The Edge of the World
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Tsumori Chisato Tights

If you went to my high school and could recite whole scenes from The Nightmare Before Christmas, your ass owned a pair of tights just like these, except in black and white. And my preppy ass was all sorts of neck-snappy at your sartorial shenanigans. These babies are just one step away from those black and white striped witch tights and now look who's lusting for them - the gal who named her cats Banana and Republic, that's who. (I'm kidding!...or am I?)Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Tabitha Simmons Boots
Once only available at Bergdorf Goodman, they can now be purchased off of Net-a-Porter, whose service I have only good things to say about. That said, these boots are almost two grand. No joke.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Tumbling Dice

Thursday, August 13, 2009
Urban Outing


I found this illustrated portrait of an African American couple. Judging from their clothing, it seems to be from the 1910s or maybe very early 1920s. The lady's hat is very Mary Poppins-esque.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
The Illusion of Exclusivity
Walking into a massive discount chain store to encounter a flurry of people tripping over themselves to examine row upon row of the exact same brown boot was one thing, turning a corner and coming face to face with a wall of dozens and dozens of the exact same Gucci bag hanging on hooks as if they were Spongebob umbrellas at Target was quite another. Upon seeing this wall of bags, bags that I am accustomed to seeing displayed one at a time like museum pieces under soft lights, one word immediately came to mind: bonerkiller.*
I have never had the inclination to swing a logo-a-go-go Gucci bag from the crook of my arm, but seeing them stacked up so high, shoved into a space so tiny they reminded me of mass-produced cheeseburgers lined up right behind the counter under the heat lamps ready to be grabbed, made me want it even less. There's something a little off-putting about seeing a brand that works so hard at maintaining an air of luxurious, high-end exclusivity suddenly stuffed in with the Steve Maddens, and in such high quantities at that. The idea of scarcity, or the myth that only a certain kind of person with a certain kind of bank account could afford these bags, (Dana Thomas explores this idea and much much more in her awesome book Luxe: How Luxury Lost It's Luster) completely disappeared. All the gloss and mystery was instantly washed away. It wasn't an uncomfortable feeling, more like watching the most stylish woman you know walk out of the bathroom after accidentally tucking her skirt into her white granny panties. Whoopsie. The spell is broken.
But DSW is not about exclusivity. This Gucci merchandise had become so attainable that you literally had to bend over to pick it up. Even more off-putting was the sheer number of items right there in plain sight, and any illusions of grandeur attained from acquiring something that is perceived as being rare or exclusive were dashed then and there.
(*I realize 'bonerkiller' might technically be two separate words)
Monday, August 10, 2009
Sunday, August 09, 2009
Makeup Counter Shenanigans
This is my favorite scene from the movie, even moreso than the one with Liza Minelli. Obvs.
Saturday, August 08, 2009
The Sexy-fiying Makeover of Janine Melnitz
And hey, you know what else I love? Ghostbusters! And not just because both the movies in the franchise star the amazingly talented and fantabulously gorgeous Sigourney Weaver! Though Ms. Weaver is a total dreamboat, the focus of this post is not on cellist Dana Barrett, but on a more minor female character, and the dramatic transformation this character makes from the first Ghostbusters movie to the second. Ladies and gentlemen: Janine Melnitz.
It is a crime that there are not more photos of Janine Melnitz, played superbly by Annie Potts, on the internet, especially since this post is a comparison between the costuming choices for this character in Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II (1989), and the dramatic aesthetic shift that takes place. Five years pass. Ghostbusters II comes along. And all of a sudden, Janine looks...different.
While the character's personality did not change much, Janine's instrinsic nerdiness has been all but wiped away and replaced with quirky intrigue and a dash of edgy hipness (well, a watered-down circa-1989 Hollywood version of edgy hipness). Gone is Janine's bookish, understated aesthetic. Instead we have a sexy leopard swing coat, bright green gloves, red hair dye on her considerably longer hair, choppy Bettie Page bangs, makeup, and off-kilter jewelry. This Janine looks like she shops at Barneys and SoHo vintage boutiques instead of the clearance bin at Dress Barn.
Also gone are her flirtations toward Egon, which is no big loss. I mean, what's the point of chasing after someone who won't give you the time of day? Janine instead falls into a totally out-of-left-field and slighty forced fling with Louis Tulley, a loveably awkward nerdy accountant/attorney, played by Rick Moranis. So instead of fruitless attempts at reaching for Egon's test tube beaker, she's got her hands in Louis' pocket protector and is finding success - which is where (and why) the costume choices for Janine make a crucial departure. I say this because it truly seems like Gozer climbed inside her closet and took over her wardrobe.
Here's a screen grab of Janine looking all tousled after a roll in the hay with Louis on Dana's couch. Smoky eyes, funky earrings, and an overall more femme appearance. Many a frumpy turtleneck sweater and orthopedic shoes knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day I can tell you.I mean, good for Janine for getting a piece. It's by far the most dramatic thing that happens to her in the whole movie. But the fact that she looks so different from her earlier, homelier, nerdier incarnation begs the question of why. Why did she get such a dramatic makeover in Ghostbusters II when all the other characters, both major and minor, went through no such transformation? All I can think of is that someone involved in the movie (either costume designer Gloria Gresham or someone else) figured that Janine had to be sexy-ed up a bit in order for her to be believable as a woman who has sexual desires and could successfully seduce a man. Because intellectual women who dress conservatively are frigid creatures who neither desire or deserve sex. Louis Tulley still dressed every bit the nerd that he is and he still got layed. Janine's character stayed the same throughout, but it's the Newer! Quirkier! Sexier! visual of her that burns me up with the power of a thousand Stay-Puft Marshmallow men. It's not Janine's fault. She didn't have to pull on those black go-go boots to get in Louis' high water pants. The owl glasses would have been just fine.
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Monday, August 03, 2009
New York Minute


We stayed at the Hotel Chandler, which was a couple blocks away from the Empire State Building. I didn't want to be all touristy and take a picture but Ted bugged me about it to the point where I finally caved, and frankly, I'm glad I did.











